• Jokes
  • Memes
  • Community
  • Categories
  • Worst Jokes Ever TV
  • Explain Bear

Events

  • Joke of the day
  • Meme of the day

Games

  • Crosswords Arena

Popular

  • Morbid jokes
  • Wheelchair jokes
  • Dark Humor
  • Gay jokes
  • Incest jokes
  • Twin Towers jokes
  • Orphan jokes
  • Priest jokes
  • Black jokes
  • Abortion jokes
  • Sexuality jokes
  • Indian jokes
  • Offensive jokes
  • Prostitution jokes
  • Homeless jokes
  • Autism jokes
  • Puns
  • Jesus jokes
  • Hairline jokes
  • Suicide jokes
  • All categories
Frequently asked questions (FAQ)
Privacy
Contact
Back

Sober Walking Problem Confession to Police Officer

Anonymous
3 years ago
  • So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."

  • 1
  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, nimrod. You think it's funny to tell a cop you can't walk even when you're sober? That means you are impaired all the time, ya dingus! You are always drunk! That's the joke.

    Categories

    • Sobriety
    • Implication
    • Disabled
    • Drunk
    • Police
    • Alcohol

    Comments (0)

  • TTorpid Stoat

    Related jokes

    • I had to stop drinking because I got tired of waking up in my car, driving 90.
    • I wasn't cut out for running today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
    • I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.
    • A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, "Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!" The drunk says, "No shit, that's why I took my car!"