Sober Walking Problem Confession to Police Officer

So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, nimrod. You think it's funny to tell a cop you can't walk even when you're sober? That means you are impaired all the time, ya dingus! You are always drunk! That's the joke.

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