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Sober Walking Problem Confession to Police Officer

Anonymous
3 years ago ยท
  • So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."

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    • Sobriety
    • Implication
    • Disabled
    • Drunk
    • Police
    • Alcohol

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, nimrod. You think it's funny to tell a cop you can't walk even when you're sober? That means you are impaired all the time, ya dingus! You are always drunk! That's the joke.

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