Short jokes
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
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Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals!
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!
W fr W
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
Octopus.
Wanna know how I got away from Iraq? Iran.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies?
A swallow.