Short jokes
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.