Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Short Jokes
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
I ordered a pizza with everything on it, but I got a plain pizza.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?
If a wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been muggled?
You want a joke? My entire existence.
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
AIDS?
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.
