Short jokes
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
Why did the chicken crack the safe?
To get to her nest egg.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
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Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
My ex is like AIDS! I can't get rid of him.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P