Short jokes
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
Is Gwen still on this app thing?
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!