Short jokes
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?
Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
What did the cow say to the leather chair?
“Hi Mom!”
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"