Short jokes
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!