Short jokes
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.
Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏