Short jokes
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
Suicide
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
Dolly (DYM 79).
Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?
What is going on here?
Breakfast! 😂
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
My mom's name is Angel, and she is nothing like one!
Especially in bed...
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
A man walks into a bar and ends up with a concussion.
Maybe if he looked where he was going, he wouldn’t have hit that pole.
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?
#shorts
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.