Short jokes
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?