Pride parade jokes

What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?

Capture the flag.

What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?

Rainbow road.

What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?

Skittles.

Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?

Because pride is a bigger tragedy.

I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.

She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.

The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!