The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon) - Don't go bacon my heart.
(Egg) - I couldn't if I fried.
Short Jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
Dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin!😎
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the street?
To get them into his van.
How did Helen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH.
Hi, welcome to David’s sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
Punch an orphan in the face what they gonna do? Tell there parents
My humour is so dark that its life matters.
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
