Short jokes
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
FIERY LOS
You want a joke? My entire existence.
I had amnesia once... maybe twice.
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!