Short jokes
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
Why is an orphan and a dog friends?
Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?
Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
Men.
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
"Nahtzee"
Hey, look, it's Bai! (insert the picture of a Bai drink)
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
Jack and Jill ran up the hill to pop some pills,
And Jill said, "Jack can do her without here will," and Jack's penis was still.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
Anime cats.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
Who wants to buy my new NFT?
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?
It’s twelve o'clock.
Sometimes I just wake up in the morning and think, "Damn, better luck next time!"
If you're feeling numb, use your thumb.