Short jokes
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"
My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!