Short jokes
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Is Gwen still on this app thing?
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.