Short jokes
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.
Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!