Short jokes
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Boom, it went.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
qwertyuiol.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.