Short jokes
Just because youβre suicidal, you donβt have to be a quitter.
Wait, actually.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
I was trying to hang the lights when I accidentally kicked the chair.
Whatβs Michael Jacksonβs favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"
The child said, "A mistake."
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
HÀn tyhjentÀÀ sÀkkinsÀ lapsiin.
I'm no astronomer, but Iβm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"