Short jokes
No one:
Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
1+1? Too hard.
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
I would tell you a science joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.