Short jokes
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"