Short jokes
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?
You've got a lot of problems!
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.