Unicycle jokes

What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?

A unicycle can only take one person at a time.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.

riding (DYM 145).

A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"