Unicycle jokes

What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?

A unicycle can only take one person at a time.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

riding (DYM 145).

What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)