Unicycle jokes
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
- Mommy, I want a bicycle!
- Shut up, Sam! You've already got your wheelchair!
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
Hop in.
The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex.
It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders all the time.