Unicycle jokes

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.

What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?

A unicycle can only take one person at a time.

What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

I saw a little kid on their bike before. So I ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.