Unicycle jokes

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.

What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?

A unicycle can only take one person at a time.

What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

I saw a little kid on their bike before. So I ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.

Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist? Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.