Short jokes
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
There's 3 things I hate.
1. Jokes
2. Lists
3. Irony.
My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter Uranus.
My mom got a clown for my birthday, but it ended up being my sister. 🤡
What kind of sex do priests love?.
Nun.
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.
"Let go of my nose!"
I was having sex with my girl, and she said she likes it rough, so I socked her in the face.
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?
Go look in the mirror.