Short jokes
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Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
Why does my brother have no mom?
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
They are delicious.
I work at a tire shop.
I'm pretty tired.
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
Teacher: What does a chicken give you?
Student: An egg!
Teacher: What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework!
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Fact: If you jump off a 12-story building, you will not like the result.