Short jokes

FIERY LOS

What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.

Why did the bat fall out of the tree?

It couldn’t hang in there.

I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.

I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.

I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.

Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"

How is sex like a game of bridge?

If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.

What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.

Why did KFC take orphan?

Because kids fattening center.

I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.

Roses are red,

Potatoes are brown,

Your mom's so hot,

I put her down.

If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.

What is the point of buttchins?

To catch flies.

Why am I so successful?

When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.

Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.

Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.

Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."

Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!