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Short Jokes
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of Amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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Me: Kills the boss and takes his loot.
Everyone else in the office: 😱
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
