What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
Short Jokes
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
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What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
