Short jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.
Pick up lines.
"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"
"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.
The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.