Short jokes
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Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
Why couldn't the button get off the couch?
Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
My girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!
Where's your off button?
Well, at least my adoption fee cost more than you.
Messi chiquito...
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.