Short jokes

My anus smells.

🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"

"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."

Are you the twin towers?

Because I want to crash inside of you.

Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.

What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.

It's sad someone has ligma.

Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.

qwertyuiol.

I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.

Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.

I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.

I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.

I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning.

And my driver's license got revoked too.

Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?

Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.

Son: Dad, what's dark humor?

Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?

Son: No, I'm blind.

Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."

Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!

What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?

Answer: They both hang.

I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.

Neil before me.