Short jokes
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Who's the fastest reader?
Me, 'cause I'll be jumping off so many stories.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good? Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
The joke is you! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun…
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
What's the most expensive haircut in the world?
Chemotherapy.
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.