Short jokes
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.