Short jokes
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
You know every time we think of sex, an angel dies.
We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.
Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."
You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?
Go look in the mirror.
Why didn't the bear go to college?
Because bears don't go to college.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
I like penguins.
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
Did you hear about the gay choirboy?
He choked on his first hymn.
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?