Short jokes
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Punchline!
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
Hehe.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.
How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.
How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
2,996 kill streak, boom!
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀