Short jokes
Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
Anyone who says they don't like cats has never had one cooked right...
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
Doctor: Do you want the good news or the bad news first?
Patient: Good news!
Doctor: We are naming a disease after you.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, I'm just a burden.
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.
This is not a joke.
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!