Short jokes
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
There was a woman from Ealing, she had a peculiar feeling. She laid on her back, opened her crack, and pissed all over the ceiling.
When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture your bedtime.
What can change color and get beat up?
You.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.
Why did the priest invent baptism?
To wash their sex toys.
Why did the terrorist cross the road?
To get to the airport!
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?