Short jokes
I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
What's the difference between Jesus and the baby I have in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
Accounting Chapter 12: Long-term Liabilities (FULL TEXT)
I like the satisfying sounds of your butt being spanked.
How did the burglar get into my house?
Intruder window.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
Hurricane Irma, it blows.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I haven’t banged a hooker.
A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.