Short jokes

Short jokes

Time

Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.

Orphan

Why do orphans look so ugly?

Because they have a face not even a mother could love.

Punch

How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.

How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.

How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.

Depression

A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"

Cannibal

Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.

His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”

Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”

Lamp

I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.

Golf

Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?

He likes to hit small white balls.

Brain

Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?

Orphan

You could think that some orphans are gay.

But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

Uniform

I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀