Short jokes

Short jokes

Santa

What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?

Santa stops at three hoes.

Shooting

Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?

A: Because they're intended for a young audience.

Bisexual

Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?

A. Bisexual.

Gun

I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.

Minecraft

if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.

Noise

What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.

Rose

Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!

Paranoia

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.

She whispered, "They're right behind you!"

Sun

You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!

People

Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.

Brain

How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?

Emo

What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?

They're both white and flavorless.