Short jokes
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
What kind of sex do priests love?.
Nun.
My mom got a clown for my birthday, but it ended up being my sister. 🤡
There's 3 things I hate.
1. Jokes
2. Lists
3. Irony.
My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter Uranus.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)