Short jokes
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
Alabama's saying: It's not cheating if we’re all siblings.
Why did the cop show up early to the protest? To beat the crowd.
When the priest said, "Be gone from this boy, demon!" the demon replied, "And you get out of the boy!"
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
I would tell you a science joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
You want a joke? My entire existence.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
I had amnesia once... maybe twice.
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
FIERY LOS
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.