Short jokes
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
Did you hear about the gay choirboy?
He choked on his first hymn.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?
She was fed up with the hole business.
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.
What do cats eat for breakfast?
"Mice Krispies!"
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.