Short jokes

Short Jokes

A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.

This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.

My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.

The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"

My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!

I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!