Short jokes
I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
Why don't we wrestle bears?
The pain is un-bearable.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
You're built like a Windows touchscreen!
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.
I mean, he just blew up overnight!
How can you tell an anti-vaccine kid?
It's only got 10 hours to live.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
What did the shell say to the shell?
"Shell you later."
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
My dad came back!
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."