Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Short Jokes
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Boom, it went.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Ayo, who's online :')
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
