My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
Short Jokes
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Boom, it went.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Ayo, who's online :')
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
