Short jokes
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.
There is this cute Russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka.
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!