Short jokes
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!
Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.