Short jokes
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
What kind of sex do priests love?.
Nun.
My mom got a clown for my birthday, but it ended up being my sister. 🤡
There's 3 things I hate.
1. Jokes
2. Lists
3. Irony.
My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter Uranus.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
I was having sex with my girl, and she said she likes it rough, so I socked her in the face.
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.
"Let go of my nose!"
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
You know every time we think of sex, an angel dies.
We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.
Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."
You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?
Go look in the mirror.
Why didn't the bear go to college?
Because bears don't go to college.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!