Short jokes

Short Jokes

Lip

Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips.

Orphan

What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?

Imaginary parents.

Satellite

Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.

Bully: (Speechless)

Orphan

Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?

No, because they already are on one.

Emo

Why can't emos have ADD?

'Cause they are already scatter-brained.

Beauty

Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."

Engineering

A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.

This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.

Orphan

An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.

Homework

My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.

Car

Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?

Because his keys were inside of the ignition.