Short jokes
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
Did you hear about the gay choirboy?
He choked on his first hymn.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?
She was fed up with the hole business.
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.
What do cats eat for breakfast?
"Mice Krispies!"
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
Dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
Why are french fries rude?
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!