Short jokes
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They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.
How do you make a blow job OSHA compliant? You add a railing!
What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?
My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"
When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
Why does Satan worship himself?
Jesus told him to worship God.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
Where are people sent to die?
Ross Hall academy.