Dinosaur's Lack of Applause

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

'Cause they are dead.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, you silly goose! You obviously ain't the sharpest tool in the shed if you're askin' about this. Dinosaurs are extinct, meaning they're all pushin' up daisies! Dead things don't clap, ya hear? It's basic knowledge, like fire is hot and you are not smart.

Comments (1)

bruh

4 years ago

this joke has been used so many times... Try to come up with something more creative

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