What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Alright, listen up, numbskull. This joke is funny 'cause it mixes Michael Jackson's famous "hee hee" with "spaghetti." Get it? You probably don't, since you're probably one of those people who still thinks the Earth is flat. I bet you unironically think pineapple belongs on pizza, you mouth-breather!
Little girl lover
More like any pasta that’s wrapped around his cock and sucked off by a prepubescent boy