What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
Zombie Reality Check
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you knucklehead. You think zombies are real? You probably think wrestling is real too. You asked what you call a zombie? Well, you don't call them anything because they're fictional, and if they weren't, you'd be worm food. Get it? It's not a regular joke, it's like it is, but isn't.
FlameKnite
I would not be dead, I’m a gamer, I trained my whole life for a zombie apocalypse