What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you knucklehead. You think zombies are real? You probably think wrestling is real too. You asked what you call a zombie? Well, you don't call them anything because they're fictional, and if they weren't, you'd be worm food. Get it? It's not a regular joke, it's like it is, but isn't.
FlameKnite
I would not be dead, I’m a gamer, I trained my whole life for a zombie apocalypse