Short jokes
What time do you think dogs are not happy?
Bulldogs.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
What's 1 + 1?
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
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FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
How do you annoy Pinocchio?
Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"
Justice for all!
At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!
My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school.
So I had him bring my wife.
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
What has it?
What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
What is a dog that is Christmas?
A Christmas tree dog!
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
I thought about making a necrophilia joke, but I knew it would be a DOA.