Short jokes

Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.

Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.

Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.

What do you call an Indian with pink hair?

Ghandi floss.

Emos are dark people....

...So why are they all white?

Goths are even darker...

SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?

Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.

Then it's a soap opera.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.

When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.

Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.

Q. What makes music on your hair?

A. A headband!

There was a woman from Ealing, she had a peculiar feeling. She laid on her back, opened her crack, and pissed all over the ceiling.

My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.

As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.

I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.

What is an orphan's favorite store?

Home Depot.

Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?

A knife has a point.

Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.

What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?

BONE-Appetit!

Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?

What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.