Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!
Short Jokes
Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
The Harry Potter fanbase.
Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.
"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"
Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1. A castle weighs a ton. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The Queen of England's won! I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.
I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said, “NICE CUT G!”
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
If the shoe fits perfectly, why did it fall off?
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
Last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger went through the toilet paper.
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
