Short jokes
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "What's wrong with me!" "Calm down, calm down. Just pull yourself together!"
What is a panda's favorite cooking implement?
A pan-duh.
If you eat a clock, then does that mean you’ve consumed time?
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
Where would a snowman go on his days off of work?
Snowhere.
Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Seine.