I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, LameDuck, you're clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed. The joke here is that the person is making an excuse for not taking the other person out to the movie. It's a silly excuse, 'cause they make it sound like bringing your own snacks is a deal-breaker when it's not a serious issue.