Short jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.
What is an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.
There was a woman from Ealing, she had a peculiar feeling. She laid on her back, opened her crack, and pissed all over the ceiling.
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.