Short jokes
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
I got a roommate. He killed a butterfly, and I said no butter for a week. The next day, he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch, nice try.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."
I got a phone call from a guy labeled "assassin" saying my life will end soon. I seriously doubt that he w- *gunshot*
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know why.