Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Short Jokes
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Honestly, Ukraine is just built to annoy Russia.
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
