Short jokes
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
Wanna know something funny?
Me, because I'm funny looking.
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
Anal intercourse is for assholes.
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off.
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
Redmi
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
Hi UwU!
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.