Short jokes
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
How do you shut Helen Keller up?
You give her mittens.
You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and you're wet.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
What did the dalmatian dog say after he finished his meal?
"That hit the spot?"
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know why.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.
I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't.
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
Flippity floppity, women are property.
I'm treated like God when I'm home, I'm usually ignored until someone wants something.
Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.