Short jokes
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Earth is full. Go home!
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
Why is the penis so light?
Because even thots can lift them.
Fuck the Green Bay Packers!
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
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What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
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