Short jokes

Short jokes

Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.

Suicide

When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.

Woman

There was a woman from Ealing, she had a peculiar feeling. She laid on her back, opened her crack, and pissed all over the ceiling.

Friend

My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.

As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.

Song

What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”

Skydiving

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

Argument

Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?

A knife has a point.

Mum

Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.

Roast

Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.

Roblox

add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?

Basement

What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.