Short jokes
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂
Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my friend.
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
I gave Caillou bleach, now he is paler than ever. >:)
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
If you eat a clock, then does that mean you’ve consumed time?
I am never letting Elsa take care of my dog again. Last time she just let it go.
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.
You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?
Nothing, the pee is silent.