Short jokes
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
How do you clean the ocean?
With tide!
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
Steel led to World War 2.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
789.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
Life.