Short jokes
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.
I suffered The Great Depression.
"Lizzie Borden took an axe. And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one."
Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
How do you say "Brazier" in German?
Stop 'em from floppin' (German accent)
How did the burglar get into my house?
Intruder window.
What did one butthole say to the other?
"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"
Sister: I don't want to do it, but...
Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.
A French Sans would greet you with the "o bone-jour".
What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.
I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.