If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
Short Jokes
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.
When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
My principal called my mom at school and said, "You should teach your son well." After coming back home, at first she taught me sex!
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
When did I realize COVID was serious?
When I saw your teeth social distancing.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
