Short jokes
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
Two men were bartering over a marble slab. A lot of counter-offers were made.
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
Women are like grenades: you pull the ring and BOOM, the house is gone!
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia. The librarian says, "They're right behind you!"
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
"Coincidence on 34th Street."
Once my friend's bakery burned down... His business is toast.
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
I am never letting Elsa take care of my dog again. Last time she just let it go.