Short jokes
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅
You want to know the bad thing? Only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette.
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.
My doctor told me I had Alzheimer’s.
I said to him, “I don’t remember asking.”
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
Have you heard of the book about the transgender whale?
It’s called "Maybe Dick."
Q. What's the difference between an assassinated Healthcare CEO and Old Yeller?
A. I cried when they shot Old Yeller.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.
My grandma used to beat the hell out of me for coming home late. Guess who's late now?
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.