How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
Short Jokes
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
I am a volcano.
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
There's 3 things I hate.
1. Jokes
2. Lists
3. Irony.
My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter Uranus.
Why did Paul Walker drown?
Because he was too busy carpooling.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What kind of sex do priests love?.
Nun.
My mom got a clown for my birthday, but it ended up being my sister. 🤡
A hillbilly female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.
"Let go of my nose!"
I was having sex with my girl, and she said she likes it rough, so I socked her in the face.
