Short jokes
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Which band doesn’t make music?
One Direction.
I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
I like my women like a day: 24 year olds. 24 hours of fun.
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
Hi 👋! I love 💕 you! Ooooooo!
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
What's thick, long, hard, and has cum in it?
Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.