Short jokes
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
went (DYM 134).
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
Did you sit in sugar?
Because you've got a sweet ass.
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.
*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!
😄😄😄
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
What's Jeffrey Epstein's favourite vegetable?
The retarded kid down the street.
Which word is also called for women's prison?
"Pridaughter."
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
Hello explain bear my love 💕💕
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.