Short jokes
What's a book never written? Beautiful sights by a mountain, by a rocky hill!
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂
Me: You stupid. Guy: You straight. Me: Sorry, I'm not a mirror.
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor.
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
Today was a bittersweet day...
Bad news is my friend was assaulted. Good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my friend.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
I gave Caillou bleach, now he is paler than ever. >:)
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
A vampire stalks you into a field of corn. The stakes have never been higher...
You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?
Nothing, the pee is silent.