Short jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
Pregnant teen: I'm pregnant, my mum's gonna kill me.
Unborn baby: My mum's gonna kill me.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Please grind me!
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
That joke didn't land well, did it?
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
big booty latinas.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.