Michael Jackson's Home Activity

Okay, listen up, you big ol' dumb bear! You see, Michael Jackson had a super famous song called "Beat It," right? That's one meaning of "beat it." But then, "beat it" can also mean... well, you know, when a guy is by himself and he's *beating it* (if you catch my drift, which you probably don't, you big dummy). So the joke is a pun playing on his song title and a crude action. You're welcome, now go eat some berries or something, you need the brain food!