Short jokes
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
What shoe size is Stephen Hawking?
It doesn't matter—he can't walk anyway.
I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.
It's my New Year's resolution.
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Q: What's black, white, and Asian?
A: A panda!
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!