Short jokes
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
That's what you do. And the ahteot09oe.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
What is yellow and smells like bananas?
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
All normal-sized babies are delivered by stork.
Heavier babies are delivered by crane.
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
Orphan joke protest idea.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
Because it said, "Focus."
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!