Short jokes
What's the difference between Christian theocrats and Islamic fundamentalists?
Presentation.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
I knead bread.
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.
Let's have toast in the bath.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
What did Pepper say to Spray?
"Hey Spray, I'm Pepper, and I think we should fight crime!"
TommyInnit is a joke.
Wow, I can't believe you'd take the time to read this!
What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.