Short jokes
300? You are a 3.0.
Hi 👋, was the day you?
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.
What do you call a feminazi that has a dick the size of a Vienna Sausage?
Fudge Packer.
What did the rooster say to the hen? Goodbye.
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
My sister has cows, and after 4 months, she said there was a mis-steak.
Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?
Me: *silence*
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
A random drunk person ate poop, but he found out it was liquid...
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.