Short jokes
I just had sex.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
Your bitch has Covid-19.
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
If museums are full of dead things... Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
How do you punish a blind person?
Hand them a gun and tell them it’s a hairdryer.
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."
Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.
I am on the German website.
Prankster kid: Knock knock.
Neighbor: Who's there?
...
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
What fruit loves rollercoasters the most?
A kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.