Short jokes
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
When the guy asks the girl if she's wet, she replies, "Yeah, milky knickers!"
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"
My friend David lost his ID.
Now he is just Dav.
Damn, didn't know this site was about Harry Pot-
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.
It took Jesus 3 days to respond.
Worst lag ever!
Once I got out of bed, my butt hurt afterward.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.