Short jokes
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
Lean.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Ariana-Chat now!
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.