Short jokes
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.
This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"
She replied, "Two or three."
Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
Stop, orphan joke!
What do Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, and Rashida Tlaib all have in common?
All four of them are garbage.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
freshfry, we need to talk now...
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.
I remember my dad's last words: "I met your father."