Short jokes
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
Bro told me this when he passed away.
I’m “Fading.”
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
Dear clothing websites, if it's out of stock, DO NOT ADVERTISE IT!
What did the 12-year-old boy say to the priest?
Nothing, because his mouth was full.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.