Short jokes
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
How do you know your baby is dead?
It stopped screaming after not feeding the bastard for a month.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.
How do you see past that forehead?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.
It's my New Year's resolution.
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
My name is Giselle.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.