Short jokes
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
What?
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
My kitchen was rearranged today. The tables have turned, and the steaks are higher.
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Imogen Savage will send you nudes. @imogensav is her Snap.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
I told a chemist a joke.
No reaction.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
Communist jokes suck... unless everyone gets them.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
Y'all gay asf yaya.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.