Short jokes
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.
How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.
How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
All dumbs aren't blonde.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
What job lets you kill the most people?
An abortion doctor.
Getting a book on pasta?
Yes. Just imagine the pastabilities there are!
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
What do you call an autistic person who is a dumbass? A dumbism.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.