Short jokes
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.
A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
I gave Caillou bleach, now he is paler than ever. >:)
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor.
What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?
Nothing, the pee is silent.
You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
Because it said, "Focus."
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.