Short jokes
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
Two pedophiles talking to each other:
"Do you got two fives for one ten?"
Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. Not everyone gets it.
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
Be nice.