Short jokes
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"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?
Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch."
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
What do you get when you cross a car with a woman?
A transmission that never shifts.
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
All these showstoppers and technical challenges and I still can't get your signature.
My dad is like my depression, you need a suicide letter to find him.