Short jokes
I find bananas very appeeling.
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
Emo
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
I f*** my dad. Please help me. 😭😭😭😭
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
My brother's addicted to buying ladders; he loves to get high.