Short jokes
I guess the owners of this site are braindead Trump supporters.
Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
So I was watching TV, right? Then I f***ing got banged in the eye with either a remote or metal tongs. "WTF?"
Today was a bittersweet day...
Bad news is my friend was assaulted. Good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Okay, guys. Today we're gonna read the Women's Rights of 1920...
Okay, thanks for watching!
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
I lit a retirement home on fire so that all the seniors can be cremated for free.
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
Because it said, "Focus."
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
Maude of ghostposter is a dumb Christian pussy-ass bitch. She's so fucking squeamish it's hilarious, although I hate her.
I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.