Short jokes
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
Friend says, "You were so drunk last night, you threw a mushroom at a midget and said, 'Grow, Mario, grow.'"
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
Hey guys, it's Gwen, and I want to say that I'm deleting my account regarding a comment made on my last post :(
Why don’t you have a pet cheetah?
There cheetah you.
Boobies!
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.