Short jokes
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
Mexican Comedy Week
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What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
Dying mall be like...
"Toys" were us.
Goodbye, kitty.
Dying Canes.
Jesus walks into a motel, throws 3 nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for a night?"
Water was found on Mars.
Mars: 1 Africa: 0
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
Year 10 English.