Short jokes
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
POO I LOVE POO.
Here’s my song:
“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”
Thank you!
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
Chat date for Tenya and Jordan.
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
hg is cool.
10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!
Sometimes I just wake up in the morning and think, "Damn, better luck next time!"
You want a joke? My entire existence.
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!