Short jokes
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.
He yells, "Hello ladies!"
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
What's a suicidal person's favorite game?
Hangman.
I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.
She is not “fun to be around.”
Muslim furries like goats.
Mike Oxlong.
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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What do you call a pool full of disabled people?
Vegetable soup.
It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.
I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.
Jane ate her friend’s colon.
Why does the Avon lady walk funny?
Because her lipstick!
"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."