Short jokes
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
"Do you want to hear a joke?"
"Yes."
"Okay, record yourself and then listen to it!"
What did the banana say to the peel?
“Let’s split!”
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
A student got a bad letter grade, so the next day he came back with his own letter grade in his backpack: an A-K47.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Money, money, green, green. Money is all I need, need.
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar?
I hear they got six months each.
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”
Jesus is a rock music fan.
Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.
I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
One more 360 noscope for my montage.