Short jokes
I hate you, Gwen. You are a stupid idiot!
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
Me: *in a family meeting*
Mom: Ok guys...
Me in my mind: BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
Y u gey, bruh?
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.
Eat this, peppe.
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricants.