Short jokes
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
What did Mother Mary say when God farted? Jesus Christ, you stink!
Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.
What’s the difference between a job and a wife?
The job keeps sucking after 5 years.
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.