Short jokes
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
What is the definition of confusion?
Three blind lesbians in a fish market.
Think like a proton--stay positive!
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
How do you stop constipation?
You scare the crap outta them.
(Crap is another word for poop.)
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
What's worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
I did not want to join sailing, but my friend roped me into it.
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
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Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!