Short jokes
The girl asks her boyfriend, "Are you jealous of my heart?"
He says, "No."
She says, "Because it's pumping in me and you're not."
I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?
Q. Why did the pimp buy a journal?
A. To organize his thots.
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut 'em.
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
I am curious how many likes this will get.
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Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.