Short jokes
That camping trip was in-tents.
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?
He couldn't even open it.
My memes are ironic, but my depression is chronic.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something good.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a politician in the jungle yesterday?
I hear it hurt like hell.
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
ABBaS.
A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
Why couldn't the orphan go into the restaurant?
It was family friendly.
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