Short jokes
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Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?
He killed everyone on this f#cking website.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
*Ring Ring!*
Who’s there?
Soldier!
Soldier who?
You’ve soldier house! Congrats!
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Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
A person laughs every day.
"Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!"
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂