Short jokes
What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David.
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
What did I say to you? You suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay bar? "Let's go get shit faced!"
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
How can you help a llama on holiday? Alpaca your bags.
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
Why didn't the koala climb up the tree?
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What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.