Short jokes
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭
What's bigger than Kurt Cobain's head?
What do you mean? He doesn't have one.
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
Ashton Parkes.
I declare war on Gwen!
What did the Indian say when the pizza was delivered to him?
"Hey! Who puked on the frybread?"
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you "chip" a tooth?
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
We’ll be back.
You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.
And an exorcism.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.