Short jokes
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
The earth is not round.
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Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
Drawers!
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
Why are there so few Arab soldiers? Because they always commit suicide on their first day.
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Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
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Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.