Short jokes
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
Women are like grenades: you pull the ring and BOOM, the house is gone!
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
What is a panda's favorite cooking implement?
A pan-duh.
If you eat a clock, then does that mean you’ve consumed time?
I am never letting Elsa take care of my dog again. Last time she just let it go.
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!