Short jokes
A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Jesus has a twisted humor.
kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah, I almost forgot, add razors that stick out [of] their feet.
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.
Who am I?
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?
A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.
Maybe I’ll be Tracer.
I’m already Tracer!
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
They say people can have a sharp mind. Yours is like a dull knitting needle.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.