Short jokes
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
What is an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
Have you heard of the new sequel to "The Exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son.