Short jokes
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
Friend says, "You were so drunk last night, you threw a mushroom at a midget and said, 'Grow, Mario, grow.'"
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
I was going to think of a good amputee joke...
But I’m stumped.
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
People with bipolar...............k2iojvjaiohoaehfbsjhfpoqwurp.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.
Teacher: Who?
Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!
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What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.