Short jokes
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
What store is the most public?
Publix!
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife's coughin' (coffin...coughin'...get it?)
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
You are all going to be pun-ished!
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Why was Santa Santa?
Because it was Santa! Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Orphanage protest jokes here!
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
I usually hang up Halloween decorations,
but this year I'm gonna be the decoration.
My doctor told me I had Alzheimer’s.
I said to him, “I don’t remember asking.”
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What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.