Short jokes
Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.
Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my friend.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
I gave Caillou bleach, now he is paler than ever. >:)
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅
What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?
Nothing, the pee is silent.
You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)