Short jokes
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
They can't say no if they're unconscious.
I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
What's the difference between my mum and my dad?
My mum stayed.
Fun fact: The body positivity movement is the only movement without any actual movement.
I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business.
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!