Short jokes
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.
I blend children to make a good living.
Ahh, the coronavirus!
Only a genius can say this.
I am stupid.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
"Soph, can we talk?"
Sorry but, no one asked.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
Hi, I did not get your text. I texted you when I texted you. You are not [responding].
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.