Short jokes
Staring (DYM 119).
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
What did the young Taliban member say to the old Taliban member?
"Okay, Boomer."
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world? Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
Two cunts are better than one, but one cunt is better than none.
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."