Short jokes
With the sentence "Die in hell," you can buy shoes in Germany.
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
Penis ➕ ➕ ➕ 🕳
inside 🚹 🚹 restroom
equals 😋 🍌 🍌 🍌 inside
glory 🕳
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
Amogus.
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
What is more time-consuming than children?
Waiting for your wife to go into labor!
How do you blind an Irish woman?
You put a bottle of Scotch in front of her.
Children are like pills.
The smaller they are, the easier they are to take.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Depression medicine and therapy.
GO AWAY!