Short jokes
My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
My name is what orphans can never have.
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
I fucking love rhubarbs.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!
"Suicide is a murder, and my body should go to jail."
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂