Short jokes
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Why was the sheep arrested?
Because he did a "ewe" turn on a motorway.
Me: Hey, apple.
Apple: What?
Me: Knife.
Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
How do fat people settle arguments?
By seeing who can eat the most at a buffet.
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Who can relate?
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Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
Good morning.
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"