Short jokes
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."
And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
"Let girls live" is 9 years old, OMG, right?
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
Suck my ass, guys!
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
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