Short jokes
Know your ABCs! Assholes, bitches, and cocaine!
"Now buzz off" - Explain Bear
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards? Igloos it.
Jake Paul
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
FIERY LOS
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
What did the snail say to his ex-wife?
"I'm still leaving you!"
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
Hello explain bear my love 💕💕
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!