Short jokes
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! 😂🤣
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
What is the best item at a Mexican Burger King?
Hopper Jr.
Billy Bob like pineapple.
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
I say "cow poop," cows say "moonure."
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.