Short jokes
Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?
He killed his mom and then fucked her.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.
Why was Hitler kicked out of the Deutsche Tourenwagen Masters?
He could never finish a race.
I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.
I mean, he just blew up overnight!
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry?
Carats.
What did the shell say to the shell?
"Shell you later."
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Welcome to our Computer Show.
I'm Mars Argo.
Welcome to youtube.com.
Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."
Are you a bullet? Because you go straight through my head.
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
Little Johnny went to the beach, found some cocaine, and died. The end.