Short jokes
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
Got fired from the bank yesterday.
They caught me drinking on the job.
What happened to watersharky?
Please write your comment.
But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
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How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Anyone wanna buy me Season X on Fortnite?
Pulled pork? Yeah, I cranked my hog today, too.
Heyyy, in the last six months, [I had] 4 suicide attempts, broke up with 3 girls, and my mom went on drugs.
What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
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I’m going to be scared of diesel.
DJ Croos joke.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.