Short jokes
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Two mums hook up!
Their daughter comes in the room and says, "Which one's the baby daddy?"
The "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, flags big plus.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.
If a CEO goes blind, are they just an EO?
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.
Do I do the same for dinner tomorrow morning for you?
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!