Short jokes
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?
My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad, if you're up there!
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis. Her mom said, "You should have asked me last night. It was at the tip of my tongue."
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.