Short jokes
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
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Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:
"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...
YOU WERE BORN!"
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
I want to be a pilot.
I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.
Suicide is never the answer.
Suicide is the question.
The answer is yes.
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
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