Short jokes
Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"
Wanking.
I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?
My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
Today I heard someone playing "Dancing Queen" on the didgeridoo.
It was very Abba-riginal.
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
A shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store.
He was asked to give an "eggsplanation."
What’s a cow with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
When I ask my dad if I got adopted, he said, "Not yet, no one wants you."
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
We have been cursed by curse-ive.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
What makes my life so unfair?
You invading it for no apparent reason.
What's red, small, wet, and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Why?
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.