Short jokes
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
I have a secret crush on your momma.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...
Knock, knock!
"Is that daddy?"
No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
My mom said to go do the dishes, but she did them before me, so I killed myself.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
No one.
Absolutely no one.
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.