Short jokes
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Rearrange the furniture.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
Y'all is ugly!
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."
This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.
If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
Your Fortnite win rate.
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.
Fun!
What's a cancer patient's favorite food?
Kentucky Fried Chemotherapy
The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush, but don't look down.
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.