Short jokes
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
Hot shingles in your neighborhood wanting to get nailed.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
I remember my dad's last words: "I met your father."
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me what you did?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.
If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
How do tourists feed their kids?
Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.
I like my girlfriends like my children: dead.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.