KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
Short Jokes
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.
I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
