Short jokes
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
What did the teacher say to the student?
Orange you glad to see me?
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.
Yeah, it was a shih tzu.
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
Lorne Armstrong
I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
Please help me... I’m being held captive by Carl Wheezer.
What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
Showing them the ropes.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.