Short jokes
Weedle will make you high.
Roses are black, violets are black.
I’m colorblind.
How do fat people settle arguments?
By seeing who can eat the most at a buffet.
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅
Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Haha, balls hahaha!
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
When you fail art school.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.