Short jokes
Hank, skamwkakkshsygauytqg.
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
I reached into my pocket and pulled out a rectal thermometer and thought,
"Some asshole has my pen!"
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
"Gwen, this was a fake look in the comments!"
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Up your pp with a piece of crap!
I named my dog "5 miles" so when I walk him, I can say I walked 5 miles.
Random guy: I ran over 5 miles.
You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.
Kid: Runs home.
A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...
If you know, you know.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
Oh he.
Uuhgggyuuuhhhgg.
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂