Short jokes
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
Today I'm attaching a light to the ceiling, but I'm afraid I'll probably screw it up.
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
What is it called when a cow sings? A lawsuit.
Have you heard about the corduroy pillow cases? They've been making headlines.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
When is a cold not a cold?
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.