Short jokes
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?
The blond survived.
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"
"Ok!"
"Are you ok, man?"
"Yeah, I’m fine."
"Dude, pull your pants back up!"
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?
You've got a lot of problems!
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!
I went on a dating site looking for arsonists.
I found a lot of matches.
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."