Short jokes
When your grandma says she's rusty but still manages to teach you.
Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandma's dead.
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
What's the difference between a potted plant and your wife?
The first is easier to bury.
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
Hi. I am Joe.
What did the penis say to the condom?
"Cover me, I'm going in!"
Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)
My dad and cancer go into a fight. I never saw my dad after that.
That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat.
Boy: Why is my sister named Rose?
Dad: Someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head.
Boy: Okay, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Brick.
Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock, and Jill's real name was Randy.
Why did Paul Walker drown?
Because he was too busy carpooling.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
Spell Mississippi.
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
Haha you said pp.
Ha! It asked me to submit a joke, but then I realized I'm the joke.