There was a woman from Ealing, she had a peculiar feeling. She laid on her back, opened her crack, and pissed all over the ceiling.
Short Jokes
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
What is an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
What can change color and get beat up?
You.
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture your bedtime.
There is this cute Russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka.
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)
