Short jokes

What does a bouncy airplane sound like?

Boeing Boeing Boeing...

Famous last words of my uncle, (a bomb disposal expert): "yes, the red wire."

Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.

Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.

What makes a nuke and divorce the same?

It only takes one of each to end your life.

If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.

Top tip; if your wife asks, "What would you like to do to my body?" 'Identify it' is the wrong answer.

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*

Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"

Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"

Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.

Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.

Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.

All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)

I decided that I'll end it all, but when I drove off, I remembered I forgot to do the dishes.

I wish my name was Voyager 2...

So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)

All normal-sized babies are delivered by stork.

Heavier babies are delivered by crane.

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