Short jokes
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
Last night I had a dream of lead, but your mom won't let me tell you.
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
It's been 2 years since I've been on this. Hello, guys!
I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.
They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
You were probably voted "Most Likely to Become an Ice agent" in school.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
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Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
Deez nutz!
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
Just.
Old.
Killer.
Epigrams.