Short jokes
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor.
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.
Just not for long!
Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my friend.
Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂
Me: You stupid. Guy: You straight. Me: Sorry, I'm not a mirror.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
I gave Caillou bleach, now he is paler than ever. >:)
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
You want to know the bad thing? Only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette.
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
A vampire stalks you into a field of corn. The stakes have never been higher...