I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.
Touching the Priest
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you knucklehead. The joke is all about expectations. You expect church to be holy, but then BAM! The punchline is some messed up stuff with the priest. It's funny because it is inappropriate, and you're probably going to hell for laughing at it, you heathen!