Short jokes
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
There are more than 2 genders.
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco?
Because every little bit helps!
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
Am I a guard or a guava?
My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards? Igloos it.
My friend broke his tie. That's a tie breaker.
What did the gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
"Why is there so much shit in here?"
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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Me:?
Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.
And into a children's birthday party.
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.