You might think these jokes are plane
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach
it waved
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk, fowl language is for chickens!
What did niki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you.
Why did the leper fail his driving test? He left his foot on the clutch
How are guys and tile floors alike
If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years
This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
your daddy must be a drug dealer because your dope
What’s the similarity between your uncle and your hands? They can both do dirty things
why did the zookeeper lose his job? for choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
Csgo is just practice for when you want to one tap some 3rd graders
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
yo mama so stupid she threw a mothers day party at a orphanage
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon)-Don't go bacon my heart (Egg)-I couldn't if I fried
Friends are like penguins.
If you stab a penguin, they die.
