Short jokes

Short jokes

LGBTQ

I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.

Oil

If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of...

Murder

Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.

Schizophrenic

Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"

My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.

Chicken

What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.

Kid

If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.

T pose

Why do animators like Christianity?

Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.

Fish Market

A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”

Sex

How is sex like a game of bridge?

If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.

KFC

Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.