Short jokes
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢
My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.
You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and you're wet.
Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
I'm treated like God when I'm home, I'm usually ignored until someone wants something.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.
I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't.
How do you shut Helen Keller up?
You give her mittens.
I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...
They just seem so forced.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).