Short jokes
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of...
Why are french fries rude?
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
What kind of band never plays music?
Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"
My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.
I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.