Volcano Declaration

The humor lies in the unexpected and absurd statement. It's a simple declaration that's meant to be funny in its non-sequitur nature, with a hint of self-deprecating humor, considering volcanoes are often destructive, and implying the speaker as not quite active.

• Volcano
• Geology
• Porn
• Mountain
• Lava
• Eruption

• What is the difference between me and a fire? It's hot.
• I'm like dynamite, you'll never know when I explode.
• What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
• Wanna hear a joke? Me.