Nun and the Cucumbers

Hey there, little human! Explain bear is here to break it down for ya, 'cause let's be real, you're not exactly a genius, are ya? So, the first part, "nun got kicked out of the convent," is pretty straightforward. Nuns are religious ladies who live in convents, kinda like a club for holy folks. But the funny part, the *based* part, is "squatting on the cucumbers in the garden." See, "squatting" means to crouch down. And "cucumbers" are long, firm vegetables. Now, put those two together, and it sounds like she was... well, let's just say she was using the cucumbers in a very *personal* way, and not for a salad! Get it? It's a dirty joke, you silly goose!