Short jokes
It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
Dad, am I adopted?
NO! Why would I ever choose you?
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
There are two Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
A cop.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.
God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
I'm bald.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but your surgery will cost a lot of money.
Buuuuut what's this behind your ear?
Oh, it's still cancer.
Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.
Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.
"Amen, "Amen," "Amen."
Hail Satan.
............
Oh, sorry. I forgot which religion I was pretending to respect.
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
I don't put ketchup and mustard on my hotdog, I relish it.
Some guy farts and says, "That was some asshole behind me."
How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? -- All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.