Short jokes
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
Can you fuck me, please?
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
What has a head and tail but no legs?
A penny.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Do you know where time is? Because it keeps flying by.