Short jokes
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
So a blind guy walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
What's brown and hurts your teeth?
A chocolate?
No. A baseball bat in my hands.
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
What is the German word for constipation? Farfrompoopin.
You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
What do you say to a pedophile at the beach?
Get out of my son!
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
1. just feeling sad. 2. depression. 3. self harm. 4. suicide.