Jesus said to his disciples, "Go forth and ye shall receive eternal life." Thomas came fifth, however, so he only got a toaster.
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Explanation
The joke plays on the biblical idea of receiving 'eternal life' as a reward, but then comically subverts this expectation. Instead of something spiritual, Thomas, coming in fifth place, gets a mundane and random prize - a toaster. It's funny because it's absurd and unexpected.
Alvch
wtf,hahahahhahahhaaaaaa. 5th prize
Teddy 101
I would've thought 5th place would've got him a Ferrari at least.