Cannibal Diet Plan

The joke plays on the listener's expectations. The setup leads you to think the cannibal will start eating actual vegetables. Instead, the punchline twists it by having them interpret the dietitian's advice literally and eating a person with a disability because they are also 'vegetable'.

• Cannibal
• Vegetable
• Dark Humor
• Disabled
• Literal Interpretation
• Diet

• What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables? Sells the wheelchair.
• How does a cannibal like his meat? Human.
• What do most disabled people eat? Their arm.
• Why would a cannibal stop eating people? If they got fed up with them.