Short jokes
Spell Mississippi.
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Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
Ha! It asked me to submit a joke, but then I realized I'm the joke.
Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock, and Jill's real name was Randy.
What do you say to a pedophile at the beach?
Get out of my son!
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Please grind me!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
Pregnant teen: I'm pregnant, my mum's gonna kill me.
Unborn baby: My mum's gonna kill me.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.
Towing ropes can't be learned. They must be taut.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
What makes a nuke and divorce the same?
It only takes one of each to end your life.
Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.