Short jokes
UU looks like boobies, hehe.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop?
Ivana Pulyova.
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.
Don't be sad, because that's das backwards and das not good.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
What did one needle say to the other?
"You be looking sharp!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.
Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?
Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
reCAPTCHA
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
When you're sitting in class and the quiet kid yells, "Lovely day, isn't it?" ... and you see a Glock shape in his pocket.
Why don’t mountains take things seriously?
Because they’re hill areas.
What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo.
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?
IT JUST DOES!!!!
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.