Short jokes
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
Q: How do you get the retard kid out of the tree?
A: Wave at him.
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
UU looks like boobies, hehe.
Oompa Loompa Doobity doo, I got a glock and it’s pointing at you.
How do you cure a ginger?
Chemotherapy.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a prostitute?
The look they give you while you’re nailing them.
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.