Short jokes
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
"Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?"
"To the morgue."
"What? But I’m not dead yet!"
"And we’re not there yet."
Incest is wincest. (That was above.)
Fun for the whole family!
Next of kin, count me in!
I got udder jokes too.
What is similar between sex and fishing?
It doesn't matter how deep you go, it matters how you wiggle the worm.
When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? -- When there's a sail on it.
Two priests are in a bar. One says to the other priest, "I'll swap you two fives for a ten."
Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?
When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
A cardboard belt is a waste of paper.
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, "OH! THE HUMANATEE!"
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
So you're the one!
Did you hear about the gays that had a baby? It was a little shit
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.