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Short Jokes
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
Me: I have depression.
Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!
Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
When you meet your gf at the family reunion.
