Short jokes
In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
My gamer tag is TheBigAut.
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
Priest
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
Why could the zombie not clap? Because it was dead, duh!
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
Fight in the comments.
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =