Short jokes
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
Me: I have depression.
Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!
Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
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What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."
Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.