Short jokes
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
Me: I have depression.
Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!
Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
big booty latinas.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
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What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.