Short jokes
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What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
What is a dog that is Christmas?
A Christmas tree dog!
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
Here’s my hand, please hold it. That way I can say I was touched by an angel.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer…
All of the bristles fell out!
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
What time is it when a nurse's here?
It's nurse-thirty.
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.