Short jokes
When your grandma says she's rusty but still manages to teach you.
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse. Will you help Jack off a horse?
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandma's dead.
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
What's the difference between a potted plant and your wife?
The first is easier to bury.
What did the penis say to the condom?
"Cover me, I'm going in!"
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
Hi. I am Joe.
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
Boy: Why is my sister named Rose?
Dad: Someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head.
Boy: Okay, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Brick.
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)
My dad and cancer go into a fight. I never saw my dad after that.
A hillbilly female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
I am a volcano.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.