Booby jokes

Which bees produce milk?

Boobies.

UU looks like boobies, hehe.

What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.

What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?

The women.

If my boobies are fish, then am I salmon boobies? Please give generously.

I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!

What kind of bees produce milk?

Boobies.

Boobies!

My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"

What do boobs and toys have in common?

They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.

You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.

Boobs are like batteries...

AA will get the job done...

C is bigger than AA...

D is bigger that C...

...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!