Booby jokes
Which bees produce milk?
Boobies.
UU looks like boobies, hehe.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
Third meme here
If my boobies are fish, then am I salmon boobies? Please give generously.
I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
Boobies!
My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.
