Booby

Booby jokes

Woman

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What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?

The women.

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  • Penis

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    My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.

    Arrest

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    A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"

    Toy

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    What do boobs and toys have in common?

    They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.

    Boob

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    What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

    "If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."

    Son

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    Dr. Brody: Sir, your son has a disease called boofa.

    Dad: What's boofa?

    Dr. Brody: Both of these nuts in your mouth.

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