Short jokes
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
Your mom is so poor, she buys used food.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
Sorry for posting this!
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
A blind old guy asked me if I had any money to spare. I laughed and said I had a gold tooth.
I don't have any now.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.