Short jokes
I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
A brunette fought and didn't get raped.
A blonde thought and did get raped.
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
I hope you get raped by a chimp in the forest
Only in Ohio.
Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
I like my women like how I like my cocaine, smuggled and cut clean.
One man walks up to another and says, "Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping at Main Street?" The guy says, "No." The other guy says, "Oh, he woke up."
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
What do you call an atheist bone? -- A blasfemur.
How do you stop your newspaper from flying away in the wind? -- Use a news anchor.
My dad told me that his dreams were shattered a few years ago.
Then I asked him how many years ago.
He replied with, "When were you born?"