Short jokes
Good morning? Goodbye!
I was going to go hunting but then I realized, schools are closed due to covid.
Hey, did you hear about the cat revolution? It was a cat-astrophy! I guess we just have to stay PAWSitive!
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.
Lions = gay pride.
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Technoblade never got a wife.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."