Short jokes
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.
I’m happy to be with my EA when I go to school.
I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"
What happened when the cheetah took too many baths?
He became spotless!!!
I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
I believe in a woman's right to choose...
...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
When you turn off all the annoying beeping things in the hospital, and everyone starts sleeping better.
Me to my friend: I only date suicidal girls.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because that pussy is limited edition.