Short jokes
How do you cure a ginger?
Chemotherapy.
You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
My doctor told me, "Time heals wounds."
So I stabbed him.
Now we wait...
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
What if your Corona test is neutral?