Short jokes
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
Only in Ohio.
I hope you get raped by a chimp in the forest
When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.
One man walks up to another and says, "Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping at Main Street?" The guy says, "No." The other guy says, "Oh, he woke up."
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
I like my women how I like my fridge.
In the kitchen.
British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment.
Her husband couldn't fuck her the way her stupidity could.
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
So a blind guy walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.