How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣
Short Jokes
When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,
You respond: "cancer."
Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
I wish I was a dinosaur because all of them are dead.
if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."
If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.
I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... I forgot I was in the cemetery.
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!
If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.
I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."
Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.
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Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
