Short jokes
UU looks like boobies, hehe.
I moved so much stone today.
I feel like a guy from Palestine looking for his wife.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
How do you cure a ginger?
Chemotherapy.
You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?
Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.
What did one needle say to the other?
"You be looking sharp!"
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo.
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
reCAPTCHA
Why don’t mountains take things seriously?
Because they’re hill areas.
When you're sitting in class and the quiet kid yells, "Lovely day, isn't it?" ... and you see a Glock shape in his pocket.
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
My best friend ran away with my wife. I really miss him.
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
Trump, must I say more?