Short jokes
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?
Can you drive a pizza? Of course, as long as you change the olive oil.
What did one needle say to the other?
"You be looking sharp!"
Don't be sad, because that's das backwards and das not good.
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop?
Ivana Pulyova.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
My best friend ran away with my wife. I really miss him.
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
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