Short jokes
We spend the weekend getting the poop out!
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
What’s twelve inches and white?
Nothing.
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
"Where did you learn to do bookkeeping?"
"Yale."
"And what was your name again?"
"Yackson."
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!