He: "Do you smoke after sex?"
She: "I don't know. I've never looked."
Short Jokes
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Keep this shit between you and me."
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.
How are wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.
So, I text my girlfriend and told her I wanted to get inside her. Can you believe she replied: "Not again brother, I'm only 8."
When you're walking through the garden section at Walmart and you hear your grandpa screaming, "They're in the fucking trees!"
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
My friend asks for a turkey burger on 4th of July. I say, "That's Thanksgiving, man!"
How to kill a blond: put a scratch & sniff in a pool.
When your grandma says she's rusty but still manages to teach you.
What did one brick say to the other? Never LEGO.
What’s a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.
"Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?"
"To the morgue."
"What? But I’m not dead yet!"
"And we’re not there yet."
Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse. Will you help Jack off a horse?
