Short jokes
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
So a blind guy walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.
That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat.
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
What's brown and hurts your teeth?
A chocolate?
No. A baseball bat in my hands.
What did the penis say to the condom?
"Cover me, I'm going in!"
What is the German word for constipation? Farfrompoopin.
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
1. just feeling sad. 2. depression. 3. self harm. 4. suicide.
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.