Short jokes
A girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word opposite of BYE. Then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
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Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester?
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!
My father is like Houdini. When he heard his girlfriend was pregnant, he disappeared.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
What do tigers wear in the winter?
A striped sweater.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
What does Drake call his rake?
Da-Rake.
You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one.
But I also think I screwed it up.
Why does the sky think it's so powerful?
Because it's always looking down on us.