Short jokes
UU looks like boobies, hehe.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
How do you cure a ginger?
Chemotherapy.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
Have you heard of the new sequel to "The Exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo.
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?
IT JUST DOES!!!!
When you're sitting in class and the quiet kid yells, "Lovely day, isn't it?" ... and you see a Glock shape in his pocket.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Other Friend: Sure.
Friend: Pussy.
Other Friend: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.