Short jokes
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!
"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."
"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."
My grades.
Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
Robber 1: *gets shot in ass*
Robber 2: You have to shit in a bag for life lol.
Robber 1: What, the Tesco or Asda one?
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.
Applesauce.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that Grandma's ashes were sugar?
If I adopt a child, is it mine?
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I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you!"