Short jokes
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.
An Irish guy walks out of a bar....
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
My dad is like the female wage gap: nonexistent.
He's not dead, his batteries have run out.
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
What do you call a scared octopus?
A octopussy.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
Q: Why did the father throw butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see a butterfly.
What's the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
I hate it when people are at my house and ask, "Do you have a bathroom?" What answer are they expecting? "No, we pee in the yard?"
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus.
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Dad, am I adopted?
NO! Why would I ever choose you?
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
There are two Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
A cop.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.