Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandma's dead.
Short Jokes
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
What's the difference between a potted plant and your wife?
The first is easier to bury.
Hi. I am Joe.
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
Boy: Why is my sister named Rose?
Dad: Someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head.
Boy: Okay, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Brick.
My dad and cancer go into a fight. I never saw my dad after that.
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
Spell Mississippi.
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
Haha you said pp.
Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
Ha! It asked me to submit a joke, but then I realized I'm the joke.
Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock, and Jill's real name was Randy.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
What do you say to a pedophile at the beach?
Get out of my son!
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Please grind me!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
