Short jokes
I told my friend to look at the clock, then I said, "Is this a bad time?"
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion?
Because other religions say, "Do, do, do."
But Christianity says, "Done, done, done!"
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
I eat cockroaches.
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
Si, papi?
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone!
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
The belt broke.
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
How do you piss off a feminist? You rape her.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.