Wife: (on phone) Hi. Husband: Hey, I didn’t know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.
Talking Dishwasher
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you knucklehead. The joke is that the husband is implying his wife is only good for doing housework and making sandwiches, just like a dishwasher. You probably think dishwashers are sentient, huh?
Chxl.is.mine
Hi love
timmyy
Hii
timmyy
Whats up?
Chxl.is.mine
How was your day I didn't really ask that
timmyy
Good
timmyy
U made it better
Chxl.is.mine
I'm glad
Chxl.is.mine
Hopefully tomorrow will be better cuz we get to go to the park together
timmyy
Well
Chxl.is.mine
I want to hug from you
timmyy
Okie
Chxl.is.mine
It's the f****** guy that was f****** cursing out like hell
timmyy
Well im pretty sure there a mirror in ur pants
timmyy
cause i can see myself in them
Chxl.is.mine
You're making me so happy right now
timmyy
GOOD
Chxl.is.mine
You're getting a hug tomorrow
timmyy
im not fazed
timmyy
YAY
timmyy
YAYAYAYAYAY
timmyy
YAYAYAYA
timmyy
I find your lack of nudity disturbing. ):
Chxl.is.mine
I'm sorry I'm not good at what you're good at
timmyy
I have 206 bones in my body. Want to give me another one?
timmyy
Wait
timmyy
I think guys are ment to say that
timmyy
Shit
timmyy
I may not go down in history, but I will go down on you.
timmyy
My internet gets cut off soon
Chxl.is.mine
Charlie just not I f****** love you so much I'm sorry I'm f****** stressed out right now I'm I love you
Chxl.is.mine
No I don't want you to go
timmyy
Ilove you to
timmyy
Aaden im worried
timmyy
Your clothes look so uncomfortable
timmyy
Why don’t you let me help you take them off
Chxl.is.mine
No your clothes look so uncomfortable let me take them off
Chxl.is.mine
I wouldn't want your arms get tired
timmyy
do it for me then do me ;)
timmyy
I wanna drag u into my bedroom so we can play simon says
Chxl.is.mine
;)
Chxl.is.mine
I heard twisters a lot funner in bed
timmyy
Lets try that out
Chxl.is.mine
For sure
timmyy
*pins you to wall* Goot room for another tounge in ur mouth
timmyy
even thouhgt i gtg in 3 mins
Chxl.is.mine
Farts
timmyy
*kisses you* I gtg now
timmyy
Goodnight I love you <33
timmyy
Cya trmw
Chxl.is.mine
Lovey you baby gn