Talking Dishwasher

Wife: (on phone) Hi. Husband: Hey, I didn’t know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, you knucklehead. The joke is that the husband is implying his wife is only good for doing housework and making sandwiches, just like a dishwasher. You probably think dishwashers are sentient, huh?

Comments (940)

How was your day I didn't really ask that

Hopefully tomorrow will be better cuz we get to go to the park together

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It's the f****** guy that was f****** cursing out like hell

Well im pretty sure there a mirror in ur pants

cause i can see myself in them

I find your lack of nudity disturbing. ):

I'm sorry I'm not good at what you're good at

I have 206 bones in my body. Want to give me another one?

I think guys are ment to say that

I may not go down in history, but I will go down on you.

My internet gets cut off soon

Charlie just not I f****** love you so much I'm sorry I'm f****** stressed out right now I'm I love you

Your clothes look so uncomfortable

Why don’t you let me help you take them off

No your clothes look so uncomfortable let me take them off

do it for me then do me ;)

I wanna drag u into my bedroom so we can play simon says

*pins you to wall* Goot room for another tounge in ur mouth

even thouhgt i gtg in 3 mins

*kisses you* I gtg now

Goodnight I love you <33