Wife: (on phone) Hi. Husband: Hey, I didn’t know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you knucklehead. The joke is that the husband is implying his wife is only good for doing housework and making sandwiches, just like a dishwasher. You probably think dishwashers are sentient, huh?
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Hi love
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Hii
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Whats up?
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How was your day I didn't really ask that
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Good
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U made it better
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I'm glad
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Hopefully tomorrow will be better cuz we get to go to the park together
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Well
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I want to hug from you
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V needs to talk to her dad first and my dad needs to be ok with it
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Yeah well u didnt say you loved me fore u left
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Yeah he gets home at 5:00 so
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this watermelon is sour
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Shoot I'm sorry I'll do I'll do it next time I promise I got sidetracked
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We almost missed our bus
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No highschool wasnt even out yet
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By the time we we got there yeah they were
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ohh
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Yeah once u left i yelled
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I yell alot after school
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Sounds fun
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yeah
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Pigs orgasims can last up to 20 mins
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How'd you figure that out?
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www.youtube.com/shorts/NZ-3eZn_zXA
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That video make me lose my apatite for a week
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No cuz you're eating
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i forgot i was eating rn
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Exactly in a better stay that way you better eat
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NO
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I DOTN WANT FRUIT
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Come on please you don't have to eat fruit
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I WANT CHIPS ):
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Lemme get chips
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Okay
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Afk rq
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Okay love
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ok
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there is no way in hell im eating tmrw
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Well then I'm not I'm not going to I'm not going to I don't know
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I'mma make you though
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I'll make you eat goldfish
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Heh.
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The crackers are so good so cheesy so crunchy so yummy
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Goodluckt >:)
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I'm going to be sad
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Itll be one day
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No
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Make me.
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Il give you another hoodie
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lemme ask jas if i say yes or not
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Ok
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I wanna hold your hand
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Then
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Take it
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Silly
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I will
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Yay =D
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Ok i will take ur dead
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^
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Ok thanks
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I love hoodies =D
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I love you
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I love you too
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I got a question
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Your my world
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Yes
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Why did u gimmie ur pswrd?
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Because you are my gf and I have nothing to hide
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I was suprised
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Everyone ive been w/ before had smthin to hide
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I got nothing to hide
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That makes me happy
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I'm glad
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My dad said im eating to much
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Cause i had some fruit nd chips even though I said I didn't eat lunch..
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I have to go for a little bit
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oki
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Love you be back soon love
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Love you too
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be back soon
Anonymous
A house was on fire close to where I live..
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Holy s*** I bet that was scary
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Is everybody okay?
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Ehh its fine
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I miss you
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Teleport to me please
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im sorry
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ur not a spawn pint yet
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nd my dad said im eating to much..
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I don't think so
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so far today
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I ate chips nd fruit
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Wow chips and fruit that's so much food
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Yeah..
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hes the main reason i dont eat
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Don't listen to him
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uhm
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hes my father
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ofc i will
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I guess you have to
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i waer these shorts under like everything cause they tight
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nd if i eat it hurts so
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I'm sorry
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dont be
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Its my choice to do it
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I don't care what anybody says You're perfect
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no im not
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To me you are I don't give a s*** when anybody else says
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I love you more than anything in this world that I can think of
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I care what others say
Anonymous
I let em control me hlf the time
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Don't let him control you they're not worth it
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Anybody not him
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afk rq
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stay here gtg get firewood
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I will I have to go to my house real quick so I'll be I'll come back when I can
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I'm back
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ok
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dude
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my dad said i should go on a hunger streak so i can eat at thanksgiveing
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No you shouldn't
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I ate to much
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It hurts to now drink water
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Just relax now
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ehh
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Idkif ima eat tmrw
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like if i do its for a fucking hoodie
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I'm going to give it to you no matter what so
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Yay
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But I don't want you to starve yourself
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I wont
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Okay that's good
Anonymous
So like yk you said u like yogo pants?
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Yeah Yes
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I have em but shorts
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heres the thing
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They kinda hurt
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I'm not forcing you to wear anything you don't want to so please don't
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Cause it goes right on ur waist so its tighter
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but if it slides down it hurts
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Oh i wear em every day
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Why
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Cause for some odd reason when i eat I sit a certain way nd they slide down onto my stomach so it hurts
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Nd i wear em under clothes cause they aitn fucking seeable
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I js cant under legginsgs
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they seeable
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I love leggings
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Like on other people
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hm
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What
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Nuthin
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The onyl pair of leggings i got are v-rahs
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Okay
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I think ia listen to my dad
Anonymous
its only like 3 days
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No don't starve yourself
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If you do want to be sad
Anonymous
Its only 3 days aaden
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Love I'm not going to let you go without eating f****** food for three f****** days I will bring you food to school so you can f****** eat it You're not going on a f****** starve trail
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I love you too much to let you not eat food
Anonymous
What if u bring it but i don't eat it
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Then I'm going to cry
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And I'll have Skyler beat me up
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Whoa
Anonymous
You can also cry on command?
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If I try hard enough
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Let's think about my childhood trauma
Anonymous
Lets not
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I meant to say if I think about my childhood trauma I can cry
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Dont
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Idont wanna see you cry
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Then don't not eat
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If you want me to eat just do what you did before
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That was funny
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I f****** will
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....
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You can try >:)
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Come on Don't be like that
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ehh
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okie
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I love you
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I love you too
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I love our profile pictures
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Sameee
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Its so cute
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For real
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I want to hug you so bad
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Then do it
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Silly
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I am Tomorrow and I'm going to hold your hand
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Good.
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Yeah
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Have u ever js got a random mood
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Like where u wanna make out w/ sum1?
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Whats u ssay?
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That yeah every time I get a mood it's always about you cuz when I'm around you
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Well
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What
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Pin me to a wall nd make out with me I dare u
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I've never kissed though
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I can pin u to take the lead luv
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God damn bad honey
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I meant to say bet not bad
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Heh
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Ima lose all this confadence irl btw
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Aw s***
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It happens ever time
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im fucking patetic =D
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It's fine I still love you
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Good =D
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I love you more
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I love you to the moon
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I still love you more
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I love you to the moon to the Milky Way
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I still love you more
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I love you all the way to infinity and beyond
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I love you more
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still
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I love you till we both die and then we meet the Milky Way and the man on the Moon
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im mad at the man on the moon.
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Why
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Cause he tried getting me to choose between you and him
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I don't want to leave you
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You wont and i wont leave you
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So im not talking to him
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Okay I'll never leave you
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You have no choice.
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Ill be your first and last kiss, if you leave me ill murder you.
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If you ever say "till death do us part" well, if I feel it fadeing and know it'll end soon then ill end you
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I would love to be your last kiss
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Good.
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Ydk how mental i am do ya?
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You're not mental love
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Hehehe
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Yes i am.
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I prudly am
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What will be mental together
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Proudly*
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Tb
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Tbh*
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WAIT NVM
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I IDOLE NO ONE
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ITS A SIN
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I TAKE IT BACK
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Okay
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=D
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I love you
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I love you too
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heheh
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ima dinosour
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rawr
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I love you pookie
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...
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I love u to
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Do you not like being called poopy
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Pookie
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No
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Neitehr
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You like me calling you love?
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Yes^^
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Okay as long as you like it
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=D
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I like being called alota things
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Tell me what you like being called
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Well
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One thing makes my heart race
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but you cant know that
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What is it love
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uhm
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Guess
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Baby
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i like it but not it
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Mine
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Ok that makes my heart happy
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heheh
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Is that it
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No
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Tell me you love
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Tell me
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Make mwa
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Come on baby tell me
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Whatd u delete?
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I don't know what song that text to speech messed up on so I just replaced it with what I said already
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o hok
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oh ok*
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But u cant make me
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Come on baby girl
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Hehehe
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U dont wanna know 🤭
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Come on tell me baby
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I didn't even get to see it come on
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I js repiled to a text
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This one
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I'm going to call you that then
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what if thats not it
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Then I'm going to cry
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0-0
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Dont cry ):
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Is that it then
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Who knows
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*sits on floor*
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Hmph
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What u say )):
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Something very sexual
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Say it again
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Why
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Cause i said so.
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Bruh
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*grabs your legs and oulls you down next to me* hehehehe
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Whats u syaaaaaaa
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Omg
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Did you see it
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*rolls under bed*
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Starts crying
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*goes out nd lies on you*
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Starts smiling
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No cry ):
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Start balling f****** eyes out
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*sits on your lap faceing you hugging you*
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Hold on tight
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*hold tighter*
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Dont cry
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Stops crying
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*falls asleep on you*
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Pat's back
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ima bite ur nose off
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Okay damn I'll stop
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Nuuuu
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What the actual f***
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people rn
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IM SCARED
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That's why I don't like going in those chats
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<33
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THIS SONE EUGH
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I know I like it too
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It makes me happy =D
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You make me happy
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YAY
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Idk if i like u or music mroe
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Either or is fine
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Home comeing queen 😔
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<33333333
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I'mma go for a little bit I'm going to go hang out with my uncle and Mom
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oh ok..
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I'll be back in about 20 minutes
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k..
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I'm back baby
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yayy
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im making art
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Make your beautiful art them
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ima talk to u
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nd art
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Ok
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im making it online so
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its gud
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i gtg sweep afk for a few mins stay hea
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Ok love you
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back
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Ok hii
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Love u too ^^
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hhii
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im sad
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Why baby
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cause im bad at art
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What color hair should she hav?
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I am too I'm terrible at it just look at the drawing I did in fifth hour
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Brown
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ehh
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But she has antlers?
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Blue
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....
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No
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I don't know
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im goin red
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Ok
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im gonna fucking cry
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Why baby
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art
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It's fine
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Not everything in this world is going to look as good as you
Anonymous
Awh
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YK WHAT
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FUCK THIS SHE OONA HAVE PAPER WHITE SKIN
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Do it yeah
Anonymous
i give up on art tmrw
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Take a break
Anonymous
not until its dun
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Okay though
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Then
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this drawing is lucky it aint on paper
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I'm going to use the bathroom I'll be back soon
Anonymous
kk
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I'm back
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yayy
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when im done wanna see the disapointment I'm making?
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Ain't no disappointment like me but yeah I'll see it
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HEY
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NO UR FUCKING PERFECT
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Yeah you are too
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NO ONE THAT MAKES ME SMILE THIS MUCH AND MES ME HAPPIER THAN COUNTRY MUSIC IS A FUCKING DISAPPOINTMENT
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Okay I'm sorry I won't say that no more
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good
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ur amazing nd i love u
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You're amazing and I love you too
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<33
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🥰🥰😘😘
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<333
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Ima smash my chreombook to pices
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No don't because then you can't talk to me baby
Anonymous
this art making me mad
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Then you make me happy
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Good
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I love when ur happy
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I love you when you're happy also cuz you're cute
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im cute when im happy?
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Ik i am
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im adorable
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Yeah you are you are adorable
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=D
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😘
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i h8 furries
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Me too unless it's my favorite animals
Anonymous
Well i dont hate em
Anonymous
but i hate the ones that dresss tf up
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I know they're so annoying and I think they're so important
Anonymous
I think its cute to act like one some times but not full on
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like i had afreind who loved to get petted and she was so sweet
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Yeah if they're friendly like there's no problem with them but they're they're trying to be like on top of the world then they need to kill themselves
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YEAH
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I hate when they make it there entire personailty
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Yeah they're so f****** stupid
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mhm
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im cold ):
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I'm getting warm My room's warm
Anonymous
Ima go into my living room cause fire
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Okay
Anonymous
okie now im happy =D
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When you're happy I'm happy and when I'm happy you're Happy
Anonymous
ur my hometown high
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You're my hometown honey
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U got me listing to this kinda country
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I love those country songs
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u make me love em more
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witch
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i didnt know was possible
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I'm listening to country songs on my soundbar
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Cuz you got me in a happy mood right now
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YAY ]
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If u like country ur a walking green falg
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You need to get your dad to talk to Veronica's dad about us going to the park tomorrow
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If you're still into that
Anonymous
NO NO NO
Anonymous
MY DAD CANOT
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Okay okay
Anonymous
TALK TO HER DAD
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Okay never mind then
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Sorry
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Im not allowed to hang out w/ veronica
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i say im w/ gwem
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Why
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What happened
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CAUSE MY DADS A PETTY BITCH
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Okay okay then just do that
Anonymous
=D
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Dude I freaking hurt my hand earlier and it hurt
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okie
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How?
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Scratched by a pencil and it left a massive mark and skin peel out my hand I didn't mean to I accidentally I was trying to pull my binder back in my backpack and my pencil lead was still out cuz I normally push it back in so it doesn't do that and I forgot to do it that time and it scratched my hand the hell out of
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ohh
Anonymous
thats how the start of carveing smthin into ur skin feels
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I know I don't mean to do it I didn't mean to obviously
Anonymous
ik
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Its ok dw
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i do worse alot
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You better not be cutting carving or harming yourself cuz if I find out I don't know but just please don't do it
Anonymous
tbh
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What
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I havent sense well
Anonymous
U
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What do you mean
Anonymous
You make me so happy
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I know I do
Anonymous
Thoughts of harm dont cross my mind
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I'm glad I do
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That's a good thing
Anonymous
I want u all to myself
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Oh baby you got me
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🦋🦋🦋
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We dont need anyone else~
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Nope just me and you
Anonymous
Red velvet cupcake hair <3
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That sounds like really cool
Anonymous
Messy cupcake hair
Anonymous
u should go to my house sometimes
Anonymous
Sometime*
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I'd like to meet your brother that looks like a f****** girl and your dad so you get to know him so he'll trust me
Anonymous
My dad needa meet u fore he knows we are tg
Anonymous
And youd love my brotehr
Anonymous
brother*
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Yeah he seems like a pretty cool guy kid whatever
Anonymous
he will try to eat ur hair =D
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No he won't I keep my hair in my hat
Anonymous
one time colton alexander went to my house and my brother roman fucking chewed on coltons hair
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Eww
Anonymous
SHE GOT SM CUPCAKE HAIR
Anonymous
also
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my brother gets his weirdness from me
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God I love you sm
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I can't get over you
Anonymous
What did i do ):
Anonymous
What made your mind go "wrtrsthtbr I love this fucker ((: "
Anonymous
hehehe
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I don't know just think about you
Anonymous
how i gave u admiring eyes
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I don't know but you just God you just make my mind race when I'm in class I just can't stop thinking about you
Anonymous
Ik that feeling
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I love this feeling
Anonymous
I get it on the bus nd t home and while music and just art
Anonymous
Yeah its why i get scardd to lose it
Anonymous
But for some reason
Anonymous
im not scared to lose it for you
Anonymous
Your too good to lose
Chxl.is.mine
You're too good to lose also
Chxl.is.mine
It's just funny how Veronica and Skyler don't even talk like we do
Anonymous
=D
Anonymous
fr
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They're talking about like weird s*** and we're just over here all lovey dovey and s*** but it's amazing
Anonymous
yeah
Anonymous
i am a love dove
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I'm a dove love
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Love Dove
Anonymous
Hello love dove =D
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Hii
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waht color eyes
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Blue
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im so smart
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Me
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i asked that then did blue cause ik its whatd ud say
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i asked that then did blue cause ik its whatd ud say
Anonymous
god i really cantart
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You're amazing
Anonymous
No arms for cupcake hair )):
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Dude that is so cool
Anonymous
ehh
Anonymous
CUPCAKE HAIR ^^
Anonymous
I love mlp
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Hey baby Veronica wants to know if we can all zoom but it's up to you
Anonymous
I cant zoom
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Ok
Anonymous
I got more followerd than u >:)
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Yeah I'm just a lame-ass loser
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On here at least
Anonymous
i got 8 sumthin
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80*
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Good for you baby
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i got 84 ^^
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Sweet
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omg wanna see what gus put in our doc?
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Anonymous
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Oh
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Anonymous
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That is way too much reading for me
Anonymous
Anonymous
Ok gus makes me smile
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You make me smile too
Anonymous
Good
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You make me happy
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Same
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My dads gf keeps seein me smile but I'm a netual face
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Lol
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IM TIRED BUT U MAKE ME AWAKEEEEE
Anonymous
Hehehe
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Think of me hugging you right now
Anonymous
DUDE
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What
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NOW IM SMILEING ND BLUSHIN
Anonymous
AHH
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Opps
Anonymous
LEMME GO BAK TO KITCHEN TO HIDEE
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Ok
Anonymous
ok im smiley
Anonymous
Make me smileyr
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Imagen you seing me rn
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Imagen you running up to me for a hug
Anonymous
I would do smthin like that
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Ik
Anonymous
excpet im the kind if running to jump up on em
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Imagine me laying with you
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^^
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Im happy
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Imagine me kissing you right on the head
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OK
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STOP
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KNOWING
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EXACTLY
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WHAT
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A
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GIRL
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WANTS
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I
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DONT
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WANNA
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SIMP
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FOR
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ANYONE
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EEEEEEEEEEe
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hehehehe
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U left mwa ):
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No I didn't
Anonymous
YAY
Anonymous
I LOVE U \
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I love you too baby
Anonymous
Sky said hes gunna go n get u ):
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Noo
Anonymous
...
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V said u said u gonna go to him son):
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I want to stay with you baby
Anonymous
Then stay
Anonymous
=D
Chxl.is.mine
Can I go to Skyler's but I'll still talk to you
Anonymous
Okie ):
Chxl.is.mine
I'll stay here
Anonymous
OKIE
Anonymous
MY DAD GOT PIZZA
Anonymous
BUT I H8 PIZA )):
Chxl.is.mine
I love pizza
Anonymous
ehh
Chxl.is.mine
Brb I'm going to go get some pizza rolls
Anonymous
okie
Chxl.is.mine
Back
Anonymous
yayayay
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Bro u got me like this om
Anonymous
Awh u lef me )):
Chxl.is.mine
I'm here I'm reading it
Anonymous
ohhh okie
Chxl.is.mine
I love you
Anonymous
I love you tooo
Anonymous
U got me in gigglt happy mood
Anonymous
Toddlerish
Chxl.is.mine
How happy do I make you
Chxl.is.mine
How happy do I make you baby girl
Anonymous
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Anonymous
ND BEYOND
Anonymous
hehehehe
Chxl.is.mine
I'm Santa what do you want for Christmas baby girl
Anonymous
I WANT U
Anonymous
TO
Anonymous
HOLD ME
Anonymous
FOR HOURS ON END =D
Chxl.is.mine
Yeah but f****** do that I'm at the park
Chxl.is.mine
But you're going to have to sit on me so I can hold you
Anonymous
YAYAYAY
Anonymous
OKIE
Chxl.is.mine
You could be my good girl anytime
Anonymous
God that make smy heart
Anonymous
rggbjfnr
Anonymous
THATS MY WEEKENSS AHHH
Anonymous
WAHT U SAY
Chxl.is.mine
Said you could be my baby girl any anytime
Anonymous
theres like one thing i like beign called more than that silly
Chxl.is.mine
What does a baby girl
Anonymous
Huh?
Chxl.is.mine
It's supposed to say what is it baby girl
Anonymous
🥰
Anonymous
WHAT U SAY?
Anonymous
NO
Anonymous
WHAY SAY?
Anonymous
I-
Anonymous
rstrhvdffbfsrjfbthgnrtjh
Anonymous
rt
Anonymous
ett
Anonymous
rt
Anonymous
Hehehhehee
Anonymous
I got giggly
Anonymous
heheh
Anonymous
I gtg get firewood ):
Anonymous
Stay heree
Chxl.is.mine
Okay I will baby
Anonymous
IM BACKK
Chxl.is.mine
Hi baby
Anonymous
Go with V nd Sky we talk so they learn how to flirt
Anonymous
Cant deal with bs rn
Anonymous
sorry
Anonymous
u can atlk to them if u want
Chxl.is.mine
I'm not leaving you baby
Anonymous
k
Anonymous
Sorry just like they fucking my mood up..
Chxl.is.mine
Johnny leave you alone right now
Chxl.is.mine
Do you want me to leave you alone
Anonymous
no
Chxl.is.mine
Ok
Anonymous
Id like jonny to leave but id like you to stay
Chxl.is.mine
I'll be right back
Anonymous
okie
Anonymous
Go beat johnny up
Anonymous
omfg
Anonymous
V-rah is gonna make me stab myself
Chxl.is.mine
No you're not stop
Chxl.is.mine
Baby no you're not Don't say that I'm trying to help both you okay
Chxl.is.mine
I'm one person I take a little bit to help
Anonymous
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous
Idc if you help her
Anonymous
ITS WAHT SHE DOSE
Anonymous
OMFG
Chxl.is.mine
Hey baby calm down it's okay
Anonymous
NO
Anonymous
I CANT FUCKING SAY HOW I FEEL
Chxl.is.mine
What can I do to help you
Anonymous
CAUSE ITS NTO GOO
Anonymous
GOOD
Chxl.is.mine
No self-harming yourself
Anonymous
BITCH;LL THROW A FIT
Anonymous
ND I CANT SAY SHIT
Anonymous
CAUSE SHES MY SISTER
Anonymous
ND ITS WRONG
Anonymous
JST
Chxl.is.mine
I got her to calm down
Chxl.is.mine
I need you to calm down now and talk to me
Anonymous
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Chxl.is.mine
I'm going to fix this
Chxl.is.mine
I know you're stressed the f*** out right now but trust me
Chxl.is.mine
I'll be right back I had to go talk to Veronica so I can solve this
Anonymous
im not stressed
Anonymous
im fucking annoyed
Chxl.is.mine
I know I know I get it sorry
Anonymous
No
Anonymous
You
Anonymous
Dont
Chxl.is.mine
Yes I do
Anonymous
I got a question
Chxl.is.mine
What sorry
Anonymous
EUGH
Chxl.is.mine
I'm sorry baby
Anonymous
NVM
Chxl.is.mine
No come on please I'm sorry I didn't understand what you said
Anonymous
Nothig.
Chxl.is.mine
Come on I'm sorry
Anonymous
dont be sorry
Chxl.is.mine
Baby Veronica wants you
Anonymous
Cool.
Chxl.is.mine
Do you want me to go talk to her
Anonymous
No.
Chxl.is.mine
Okay
Anonymous
Im going to take a break for two songs
Anonymous
stay here
Chxl.is.mine
Okay baby let me know if you need me
Chxl.is.mine
Brb
Anonymous
k.
Anonymous
im bak
Chxl.is.mine
I'm back
Chxl.is.mine
Sorry I had to take out Skyler's dogs for him
Anonymous
Its fine
Chxl.is.mine
How you doing now
Anonymous
Was better
Anonymous
Got worse
Chxl.is.mine
Why what's going on
Anonymous
WELL
Chxl.is.mine
What's going on
Anonymous
JAKEY SAID THIS
Anonymous
ND JAS IS MY BSF
Anonymous
AND JAKE SENT EM TEH AUDIO CLIP
Anonymous
AND EM SENT ME THE AUDIO CLIP
Anonymous
ND I GOT FUCKING RICK ROLLED
Chxl.is.mine
How you got Rick rolls I love getting Rick rolled
Anonymous
CAUSE
Anonymous
I WAS ACTUALY MAD JAS SAID THAT CAUSE SHES BETREYED ME MANY TIMES
Anonymous
ND LIKE
Anonymous
I WAS TAKING THIS FR
Anonymous
BUT GOT RICKROLLED
Anonymous
https://media2-production.mightynetworks.com/asset/05338937-4275-4fdf-bff3-0cbac7997976/Jassy2.mp3?_gl=1*1s0n8gx*_ga*NzQ4NTg4NTE1LjE2OTcwNjM5ODU.*_ga_T49FMYQ9FZ*MTcwMDUyNzA0Mi4xMTYuMS4xNzAwNTI3MDk1LjAuMC4w*_ga_NEGJ2SXNP7*MTcwMDUyNzA0Mi4xMTYuMS4xNzAwNTI3MDk1LjAuMC4w
Anonymous
Thats where jas wanted to suck u off
Chxl.is.mine
Ok brb
Chxl.is.mine
It's just a voice clip of f****** Rick roll and that's my truck and childhood song
Anonymous
IK
Chxl.is.mine
I can't believe your friend wanted to give me f****** head that's disgusting
Anonymous
PISSED ME TF OFF
Anonymous
NO SHE DIDNT
Anonymous
TEHY WAS TROLLING ME
Chxl.is.mine
F****** good because that was disgusting for me to hear
Anonymous
Ima treat you like my homework, slam you on my desk and do you all night long <3
Chxl.is.mine
Skyler's trying to f****** me
Anonymous
damn
Chxl.is.mine
It'll be the other way of f****** around
Anonymous
grvhbjfvnwbgtrsdbkjvn ebjgfns
Anonymous
WHATDS U SAY
Chxl.is.mine
He tried to f****** He's trying to f****** he's trying to stick his dick in my ass
Anonymous
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, but I definitely should be.
Anonymous
I-n
Anonymous
Gimmie
Anonymous
Im in a flirty mood
Anonymous
So stop deleteing shit
Anonymous
K?
Chxl.is.mine
Okay baby
Anonymous
Good.
Chxl.is.mine
I'm going to blow your back out
Anonymous
hehehe
Chxl.is.mine
I get a motorboat your f****** titties till they f****** explode
Anonymous
Whoa
Anonymous
I-
Chxl.is.mine
It's for real though girl
Anonymous
STOP FOR A SEC U JUST MADE ME LOSE THOUGHT PROCESS I WAS TRYNA OWN THIS
Anonymous
let’s play carpenter...first we’ll get hammered, then ill nail you
Chxl.is.mine
I add the pound in you
Anonymous
TRYTA BECOME DOM SO I CAN OUTDOM U >:)
Chxl.is.mine
Would you do if I started jacking off right now
Anonymous
Tell u that ur loseing nnn
Chxl.is.mine
That is true though but I am not jacking off right now cuz I am at Skyler's in Israel
Chxl.is.mine
In his room
Anonymous
yeah ik
Anonymous
But maybe you should come to my room so I could do it for u ;)
Chxl.is.mine
I'm so f*** the s*** out of you
Anonymous
I wont stop u
Chxl.is.mine
You won't because you'll be in f****** a very interesting position
Anonymous
What'll taht be?
Chxl.is.mine
Let's just say a position
Chxl.is.mine
What you choose
Anonymous
Tie me up nd break my back out fr
Anonymous
ARE YOU THE LOTTERY? CAUSE IM DELUSIONAL AND THINK I CAN WIN YOU
Anonymous
DO YOU LIKE SLEEPING?
Chxl.is.mine
Yeah baby
Anonymous
WELL WE SHOULD TRY IT TOGETHER SOMETIME THEN
Anonymous
I wanna make u fail NNN >:)
Anonymous
YOU SPEND SO MUCH TIME IN MY MIND I SHOULD CHARGE YOU RENT
Chxl.is.mine
Let me just say baby girl that you're getting f****** close
Anonymous
YES
Anonymous
LES GOOOOOOOOO
Chxl.is.mine
I'm going to come in your mouth
Anonymous
I THINK YOU OWE ME A DRINK CAUSE WHEN I SAW YOU I DROPPED MINE
Anonymous
DO IT
Anonymous
I'D TAKE YOU TO THE MOVIES BUT THEY DON'T ALLOW SNACKS
Anonymous
And id def be snakin on u for a long while ;)
Anonymous
ARE YOU MY LAPTOP? CAUSE YOU'RE SO HOT YOU'RE BURNING MY LAP
Anonymous
CAN I BE YOUR COMPUTER
Chxl.is.mine
F*** yeah you can baby
Anonymous
CAUSE I WANT CHU TO TURN ME ON
Anonymous
YOUR BODY IS 75% WATER AND IM THIRSTY
Chxl.is.mine
Baby girl chill out I'm turned on to f***
Anonymous
NO
Anonymous
R U MY BIKE?
Anonymous
CAUSE I COULD RIDE U FOR HOURS
Chxl.is.mine
F****** do it then sit on my lap
Anonymous
i-
Anonymous
IM ON TOP OF THINGS
Anonymous
WOULD U LIKE TO BE ONE OF THEM?
Chxl.is.mine
Yeah you're on top of my lap
Anonymous
Yk
Anonymous
Your outflit would look sm better on my bedroom floor
Chxl.is.mine
If you are here right now we be in the bathroom doing some devious devious things
Anonymous
*pins you to wall* Your lips are like skittles and I'm boutta taste the rainbow
Chxl.is.mine
We've been dating for 2 days and we're already talking about f******
Chxl.is.mine
I like where this is going
Anonymous
Are you an elevator?
Anonymous
Cause i wanna go up nd down on u
Chxl.is.mine
Do you actually mean this
Anonymous
im not this confadent irl
Anonymous
Like i say shit online that id rather shoot myself then do irl idk I got problems
Anonymous
With school, I just want an A. With you, I just want to F.
Anonymous
Y'KNOW WHAT'S ON THE MENU TONIGHT? ME-N-U
Chxl.is.mine
Yeah you're the one for me I are can tell by these f****** turn on jokes
Anonymous
Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the six. I’ll be the nine.
Anonymous
YOU HAVE A GREAT SMILE, BUT IT'D BE EVEN BETTER IF THAT WAS ALL YOU WERE WEARING
Anonymous
Aaden
Anonymous
when your feeling down i can feel you up
Chxl.is.mine
I f****** love you
Chxl.is.mine
Go to Veronica's last post Skyler said I'm going to real quick
Anonymous
k
Chxl.is.mine
I'm done with this
Anonymous
awh im sorry ):
Chxl.is.mine
Baby it's not your fault
Anonymous
Okie
Chxl.is.mine
It's the f****** guy that was f****** cursing out like hell
Anonymous
Well im pretty sure there a mirror in ur pants
Anonymous
cause i can see myself in them
Chxl.is.mine
You're making me so happy right now
Anonymous
GOOD
Chxl.is.mine
You're getting a hug tomorrow
Anonymous
im not fazed
Anonymous
YAY
Anonymous
YAYAYAYAYAY
Anonymous
YAYAYAYA
Anonymous
I find your lack of nudity disturbing. ):
Chxl.is.mine
I'm sorry I'm not good at what you're good at
Anonymous
I have 206 bones in my body. Want to give me another one?
Anonymous
Wait
Anonymous
I think guys are ment to say that
Anonymous
Shit
Anonymous
I may not go down in history, but I will go down on you.
Anonymous
My internet gets cut off soon
Chxl.is.mine
Charlie just not I f****** love you so much I'm sorry I'm f****** stressed out right now I'm I love you
Chxl.is.mine
No I don't want you to go
Anonymous
Ilove you to
Anonymous
Aaden im worried
Anonymous
Your clothes look so uncomfortable
Anonymous
Why don’t you let me help you take them off
Chxl.is.mine
No your clothes look so uncomfortable let me take them off
Chxl.is.mine
I wouldn't want your arms get tired
Anonymous
do it for me then do me ;)
Anonymous
I wanna drag u into my bedroom so we can play simon says
Chxl.is.mine
;)
Chxl.is.mine
I heard twisters a lot funner in bed
Anonymous
Lets try that out
Chxl.is.mine
For sure
Anonymous
*pins you to wall* Goot room for another tounge in ur mouth
Anonymous
even thouhgt i gtg in 3 mins
Chxl.is.mine
Farts
Anonymous
*kisses you* I gtg now
Anonymous
Goodnight I love you <33
Anonymous
Cya trmw
Chxl.is.mine
Lovey you baby gn