Short jokes

What’s the difference between air and a six year old?

Air has resistance.

I regret my abortion.

I didn’t know child labor was an option.

I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.

I'll call it Downtown.

I wish my grass were emo, so it would cut itself.

Is it incest if it’s out in the open?

Or is it... outcest?

Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?

Ken came in a different box.

What do you call an autistic person? Names.

I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.

Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.

What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?

A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.

Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.

White girl: So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?

Me holding a rock of meth: YES!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.

When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.

What concert only costs 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback.

I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings. Didn’t Jesus have four?

What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?

Diddler on the Roof.

What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?

And microtransaction.

I have a dog named Syndrome.

But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"

I told her she needed to put her dog on a leash, and her boyfriend is still on a leash to this day. 😮‍💨