Short jokes
Pretend you're an orphan and I'm telling you a joke:
Your mom.
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Trump's coming back.
Yes, yes~.
Trump's coming back!
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
Diabetic wives are like Cillit Bang. Squeeze them a bit and bang! The bed is gone.
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?
I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.
Why does Satan worship himself?
Jesus told him to worship God.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.