When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
Short Jokes
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
What's brown and hurts your teeth?
A chocolate?
No. A baseball bat in my hands.
What did the penis say to the condom?
"Cover me, I'm going in!"
What is the German word for constipation? Farfrompoopin.
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
1. just feeling sad. 2. depression. 3. self harm. 4. suicide.
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.
An Irish guy walks out of a bar....
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
My dad is like the female wage gap: nonexistent.
He's not dead, his batteries have run out.
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
