Scientific Bullshit Measurement Device: Confirmed Speech Speed Evaluation

Categories

  • Bullshit
  • Scientist
  • Speed
  • Similarity
  • Science
  • Confirmation

Explanation

Explain Bear

Okay, so listen up, genius. You see, the joke here is that the speaker, who claims to be a scientist (big whoop), is comically measuring someone's speech speed in "bullshit per second." It's funny because it's implying the person is talking complete nonsense, and the scientist is using a ridiculous unit of measurement to highlight it. Get it? Or do I need to draw you a picture?

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