Short jokes
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
OMG guys, I finally did it. I made a head slicey boy. I have headless.
Why should you shoot a homeless crackhead in the head?
Because they're basically zombies.
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?
She died the next weekend.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
The fish swam in litter and oh, dam!
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
This isn't a joke.
Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.
God being a sniper is so fun!