Short jokes
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America once was known as an Obama nation. Now we're known as an abomination.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
So a blind man walks into a bar.
At least he thinks so.
Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
Mooning is very astrological!
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
People say I should be proud of my autism, but truth be told, I'm only in it for the help in class.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
Your dick is so small it's the size of a tic tac. Oh, that's why your mom's breath was so fresh last night.
What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.