Short jokes
Your mama so fat, when Santa saw her he said, "Ho, ho, holy s***!"
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
An Irish guy walks out of a bar....
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.