Short jokes
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I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Best way to do it.
You are all going to be pun-ished!
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"
What do sheep hate?
Their enemies: goats!
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of dawn.
Let's just say Dawn got very mad.