Airplane wifi jokes

WiFi

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Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.

P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.

P2: Airplane wifi.

Pilot

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To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

Seatbelt

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Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone, please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.