Airplane wifi jokes

Computer

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.

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  • WiFi

    Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.

    P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.

    P2: Airplane wifi.

    9/11

    When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.

    9/11

    When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.

    Pilot

    To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

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  • Seatbelt

    Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone, please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.

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  • Tower

    Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.

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