Airplane wifi jokes

WiFi

  • Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.

    P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.

    P2: Airplane wifi.

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  • Pilot

  • To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

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  • Seatbelt

  • Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone, please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.

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