Short jokes
Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
His name rhymes with walking and talking, but he can’t do either.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
When Kim Jong-un said "nuke the Chinese", he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
So you're the one!
Did you hear about the gays that had a baby? It was a little shit
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
I was sad, so I called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.
I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.
These jokes are so dark that their life matters.
I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.