Short jokes
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America once was known as an Obama nation. Now we're known as an abomination.
What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
So a blind man walks into a bar.
At least he thinks so.
Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
What car does Hitler drive?
A Fuhrerri.
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
Mooning is very astrological!
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
People say I should be proud of my autism, but truth be told, I'm only in it for the help in class.
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.
So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.
One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.