Short jokes
Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.
When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
Those rape alarms give you a headache, don't they?
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
My mum said take out the trash, so I took my sister.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.
The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
When you realize you forgot to mop your room, you hear footsteps.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.