Short jokes
Hey, Mom, I am ugly.
"Facts," my mom says.
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do bees sting?
Because they're pricks.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunt's anus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
How are you?
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian; therefore, he could never be himself.
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
Joke start.
Punchline!
What is mad cow disease?
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!