Short jokes

Short jokes

People

You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.

Gene

Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.

ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.

Orphan

I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?

Class

What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?

The class divides.

Bad Luck

Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.

Suicide

I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦‍♂️

Apple

TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?

My cousin: the other half.

Cookie

When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?

“Chip Chip Hooray!”

Money

I’ve got money and suicidal thoughts, and I’m all out of money.

Body

When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.