Short jokes
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
Trevor Bauer for President.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
Me: Can I get your mom's number?
Friend: Here you go:
Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.