Short jokes
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
Why is the rum gone?
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
I’ve got money and suicidal thoughts, and I’m all out of money.
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.