Short jokes
Have you heard of the new sequel to "The Exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?
Hebrews.
😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"
What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and McDonalds? They both like sticking their meat in 6-year-old buns.
How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13-foot deep pool.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One says to the other, "I blew like 20 bucks in there!"
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Boner.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).
Once my dad left to get milk, then I realized we own a cow.
kys
Two baby seals walk into a club.
What car does Hitler drive?
A Fuhrerri.
Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker, but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister, so he got the family discount.
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.