Short jokes
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
A man got fired from the first coin factory. He exclaimed, "No! This is the only thing that's ever made cents!"
Beans
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
1 and 2 fell in love. The 2 said, "You're the only 1 for me!"
Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
You call, I'm putting on.
Frank (34) DJ.
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
They don’t deserve rights!
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.