Short jokes
Pokemon
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy
I told my dad, "I just thought of something funny." He said, "Your face?"
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Drama queens be like: =- (
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
I got my blind friend a TV... He never uses it.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Poopoo man.
Lookin' (DYM 91)
What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?
We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.
Hi, I did not get your text. I texted you when I texted you. You are not [responding].
Alya is so retarded.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
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What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.