Ironman jokes

What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^

Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.

In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."

I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.

"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.

"Boxing?"

"No, ... hurdles."

I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...

I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏

It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.