Ironman jokes

What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^

Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.

If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,

They would be alloys.

In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."

Actually, Iron Man is female.

I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏