Ironman jokes
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
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Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,
They would be alloys.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
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It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
Actually, Iron Man is female.