Ironman jokes

Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.

To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.

What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Iron Man dies.

Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^

Actually, Iron Man is female.