Short jokes
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
Hello everyone, have a great day and be positive!
Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
Sheep want to wool the world :)
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer…
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.