Short jokes
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!
(I am still a single young virgin.)
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
"Stop bullying me!"
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
I like fire trucks and monster trucks.
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
It's muffi time, 'cause I wanna die, die, die.
Do you want to hear a dark joke? Let me turn the lights off.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
You wanna hear a suicide joke? Nvm, it didn't make it.
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.