Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
Short Jokes
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I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
I’ve got money and suicidal thoughts, and I’m all out of money.
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
Somebody told me to cheer up so.... I told him to pass me a rope :)
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
