Short jokes
God's racist. He separated light from dark.
Hillary Clinton
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?
Get a fucking job.
Don’t worry if you have a stroke.
You’ll be all right.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.
I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
What’s the difference between kids and drugs?
I don’t hide drugs in my basement.
What's the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book?
You can shut the book up.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
Mom said dad had the best pullout game... now I'm an uncle.