Short jokes
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
"You raise me up to stand on mountains," said the dwarf pornstar on my penis.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
Why am I still alive?
Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...
Fortnite Battle Pass.
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.
Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
What is smegma name?
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.