Kamikaze jokes

Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.

What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?

"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

There is none, they both go up in flames.

What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?

The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.

Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?

They're out of plane sight.

What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?

Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.

Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Kamikaze!

Kamikaze wh—

おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?

where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!

When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥

"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.

Fuck it, suicide is wrong, but if you jump off a bridge and yell "parkour," it's a failed stunt.

A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.