Kamikaze

Kamikaze jokes

Difference

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

Difference

What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

There is none, they both go up in flames.

Instructor

What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?

"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."

WW2

What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?

Orphanage

The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.

Bomb

Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?

They're out of plane sight.

Difference

What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?

Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.

Community

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