Emo Kid and Nun

This is a play on words. The punchline uses "nun" as a homophone for "none." It's funny because it relies on the unexpected similarity in sound between two words with very different meanings, in the context of a stereotypical emo kid.

• Nun
• Emo kid
• Emo
• Religion
• Hate
• Teenager

• What do you call a private nun? Nun-o-yo-business.
• What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
• Why do orphans like emos? Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
• What do you call an orphan who became a priest? Father-less.