The twin towers are like water bottles.
It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.
Short Jokes
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forrest1.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.
What’s red and very rare?
A baby in a blender.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? We know who Jesus’s dad was.
What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
What do sheep wear to the beach?
A baa-kini.
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
Roses are red. The sun isn't shining. My mental state is rapidly declining.
