Short jokes
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
A man got fired from the first coin factory. He exclaimed, "No! This is the only thing that's ever made cents!"
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
Beans
What do you call a retreat in war?
A backup plan.
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.
1 and 2 fell in love. The 2 said, "You're the only 1 for me!"
All these jokes are pen-ful to read.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle?
Let's call this one a draw.
I love it when candy canes are in mint condition.
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
You watch 50 Shades of Grey, and you turn grey in bed.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Life is like giving head... it always sucks.
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.