National Anthem jokes
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.
Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.